Tuesday, May 30, 2006
BEER BONG TOWN
This last weekend we went to the Leinenkugel's Brewery.
Aside the excellent establishment known for their delicious beers, it also has a free tour in which they offer you two beers to sample at the end of the tour. It is awesome!!! The only thing that needs to be forewarned to anybody deciding to take advantage of the greatness that resides in Chippewa Falls, WI...are the plumbing facilities in the bathrooms and the roads through town.
The restrooms have the most powerful plumbing on the planet, I'm sure. Upon flushing the "ass throne", it felt like everything from a 3 mile radius could have been sucked into the "unknown". Where all of the previous goldfish owners have sent their animal companions away to become mutated beasts that haunt children in the darkness of the night. Yep, for all of you that have fears of loud and spastic toilets...Keep as far away as you can!!!
Chippewa Falls roads are both menacing to the out of town tourist and most likely to the residents of the small downtown area. If you follow Hwy. 124...it just takes you around the town in a circle. Many of the crazed intersections have random stop signs here and there, just to make it look as though somebody tried implementing some sort of order to abide common traffic laws. Also, at the Leinie's Lodge turn off, there is only 1 stop sign camping out at the 4 roads in front of the brewery pro shop entrance...Why just one stop sign at this particular intersection? I have reason to believe that the people who designed the patterns of the roads in Chippewa Falls were, in fact, possibly drunk on Leinenkugel's beer for the whole development of the town's routes.
The brewery is, however, a fantastic place to visit and I highly recommend it.
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