space for RENT

SPACE FOR RENT

My first enigma is this. How can somebody sell stars in space? Who owns them now and is putting them on the selling block for all to buy?

Theoretically, could you buy stars in space and then rent them out to your family or friends?...Or possibly on eBay for that matter? Not that they'd ever want to rent it from you anyways...but, how else would you ever profit on something that is so superfluous to begin with.

Another question that perplexes me is...If all or most of the stars in the galaxy are potentially on the market, then who owns the sun? Assuming that somebody has already bought it.

My guess is Bill Gates... Or perhaps Satan.